The Funniest Thing I Have Read EVAR

fail owned pwned pictures

courtesty of Fail Blog.

what it actually says:

"Apparently you morons didn’t understand me the first time. I CANNOT take time off from work. I’m not putting my familys wellbeing at stake to participate in this crap. I don’t believe in our “justice” system and I don’t want to have a goddamn thing to do with it. Jury duty is a complete waste of time. I would rather count the wrinkles on my dogs balls than sit on a jury. Get it through your thick skulls. Leave me the f–k alone."

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! I love this dude, whoever he is.

Must Invest In Depends

a couple nights ago I was sitting outside getting a fresh of breath air (ahem...taking a puff, sorry Mom) when I noticed out of the corner of my eye movement of the furry kind. I couldn't see much in the dark, but it was enough to know it was big, and not a cat. so I froze.

that little critter ambled right by me and walked over to investigate the barbeque pit not two feet away from me. then he turned. he looked at me, I looked at him...and waited. and waited. and waited for him to notice me. when I realized he wasn't reacting and that there was a real possibility he had no idea I was a people, I shuffled my feet a little and watched him take off like a rocket.

and then the adreneline kicked in...

Dear Website

oh, website of mine that I adore...I've been neglecting you dreadfully. I knew this would happen the second I discoverd Pet Society, and it's only gotten worse since my latest addiction with Farm Town. *shakes fist* damn you, Facebook!! help.gif

I promise, starting...soonish...that I will be giving your more attention.

sincerely,
me

Say What?

"babe, whaddya think about 52 inches?"

"...(pause)...I think it would cut me in half."

"...(the YOU ARE CRAZY look shot my way)...I meant a 52 inch TV!!..."

if you want a sensible answer from me, don't ask a question out of context...sheesh. we were discussing TVs like...5 minutes ago. *giggle* sarcasm? my life blood.

A Big Something, But Little Post

good GOD, I missed my computer something fierce. and that is all, for now.

Piggies on Cheezburger

Cheezburger PiggieCheezburger Piggiesyup, I laughed out loud when I spotted these on I Can Has Cheezburger today. both remind me of Linus .

I have a little step stool next to the pig cage so I can reach the top level. Linus has discovered it and while I haven't actually caught him with his paw in the cage...yet...I've certainly caught him nose to nose with a piggie a couple times.grin.gif

Guinea Pig Tug of War

last night I tried a little experiment with the pigs that I saw on the interwebs. it turned out way funnier than I imagined, and thank god Doug thought to video it. piggies = cute NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY!

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