I think our addiction to Facebook might have officially reached a critical point...SOMEONE NEEDS TO STAGE AN INTERVENTION!! don't believe me? wahl, now. I have PROOF (besides the 6 months of non-posting HERE). I posted this status:
"I can measure my age in the amount of chin hairs I have to pluck, damnit."
and then proceeded to have the following conversation in the comments:
tonight I sat down with my oldest and dearest friend and watched a very thought provoking movie. and it sparked a heart to heart conversation about life experiences and how much they influence who you are and how you see your world. I won't discuss his revelations because they are his to share with whom he wishes.
over the years, Doug has given me many compliments that have me laughing my ass off instead of feeling the warm fuzzy I know he intended. a few jewels:
"I like that shirt. it makes you look like a pregnant hippy."
or...
"you're the best girlfriend I've had, so far."
and the latest jem?
"I like it when you wear your hair up like that...it's kinda like a reverse mullet."
the art of the reverse compliment? oh, yeah. he's got that one down. *giggle*