you know the other day, when I couldn't find clothes that fit and I convinced myself I was just freakishly shaped? well, I went back and bought the suit I wanted because only the pants didn't fit and I already had a pair of black pants I could use with it. just for shits and giggles? I tried the suit pants on again, and they fit just as oddly. harump. and then I took a closer look and realized...

I put them on backwards. I put them on backwards. SIX TIMES trying them on...I PUT THEM ON BACKWARDS. holy hell. but seriously? in my 30 + years experience wearing pants? the damn zipper always goes in the front. who the fuck makes pants that zip in the back? outrageous.

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1. On April 19, 2010, Andy wrote:

You look beautiful no matter how much you weigh! ps. dont put your clothes on backwards!

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