courtesty of Fail Blog.
what it actually says:
"Apparently you morons didn’t understand me the first time. I CANNOT take time off from work. I’m not putting my familys wellbeing at stake to participate in this crap. I don’t believe in our “justice” system and I don’t want to have a goddamn thing to do with it. Jury duty is a complete waste of time. I would rather count the wrinkles on my dogs balls than sit on a jury. Get it through your thick skulls. Leave me the f–k alone."
HAHAHAHAHA!!!! I love this dude, whoever he is.
The Zac Brown Band is coming to The Pageant May 13th. tickets go on sale this friday at 5pm. I've introduced you to the band before, but just in case you forgot, they are awesomeness. in the video above they are just jamming in the parking lot...can you imagine how fantastic they'd sound with actual speakers and sound set up? would you like a sampling of that? this song is Doug and I's song. enjoy!! and go buy tickets.
Micheal Phelps Might Be Prosecuted...OH.MY.GOD. you're kidding, right? over a picture of him smoking pot? really? they are going to spend their time and resources investigating a picture? good god, people...have you looked at youtube recently? there are TONS of people on there that could get busted, and they have VIDEO proof!! should we be sending the cops all those videos, so they can investigate them, too?
the ONLY REASON this is such a big deal, and the ONLY reason they are wasting their time investigating this, is because it is Michael Phelps. over a freaking picture of him with a bong which may or may not contain pot, which he may or may not have actually inhaled. (hey...if it worked for Bill...) 'course, it's unfortunate for him he admitted to it LOL but still. IT'S POT.
now, if he'd been caught snorting coke off a hooker's ass, then I might be inclined to agree.
via Dooce's flickr, I found a very fun site to kill some time with. tis supposed to be Doug and I. his turned out great...mine? not so much. they didn't have the option of "chinless with big nose". LOL
go make your own.