I shit you not...I had the following surreal conversation with a lady at work:

her: "so...Hillary is a democrat?"

me: "yup."

her: "and Osama is a republican?"

me: *blink, blink looooong pause* "wow...you don't watch the news much, do you?"

I mean...good mother of god. seriously? I encourage people to vote...but in this case? I would be much more comfortable if this lady did.not.vote. PLEASE.

how can you be a 40ish year old "independant" woman and be THAT CLUELESS? how does this happen?

*muttering under my breath at my computer* stupid bitch.

hey...I'm not a bitch!!

no, no. I was talking to my computer...besides, if I WAS going to call you a bitch, I'd do it behind your back.

*blink, blink. jaw drops*

yah know? I get that reaction alot. I don't think most people know how to take my sense of humor.

"ohhh...I HATE whales."

"really? why?"

"because they scare me."

"do you hate tigers?"

"no."

the rest of the conversation...